"Dog -n- 1. a four legged, flesh eating mammal.  2. a male of the same family as the dog.

"Bitch -n- 1. a female dog, wolf or fox. 2. a spiteful, ill-tempered woman.


Author Gordon Ryan spent thirty years in city and homeowner association management.  None of the events in The Leashes of Dogwood Hollow could ever happen in America, right?

C'mon along and visit the most unusual corridors of Dogwood City Kennels, the newly built city hall facility in Dogwood Hollow, USA. It's the funniest, yet most vividly portrayed satire on the ills of local government since George Orwell penned Animal Farm, (whose descendents, it's rumored, occupy some of Dogwood's kennels.)


"Chante hopped down and entered the corridor, stopping in the doorway of Mayor Julia's office.  She stood there for several long moments, looking at the chair where Julia sat. Slowly her teeth bared, the fur around her neck bristled, and a low, gutteral sound emanated from her throat. She entered the office, sniffing at the cushion. Circling the chair, the stream of urine came as naturally as breathing. Moving to the doorway, Chante released another stream, bending down to sniff the warm liquid that now marked her territory.

What do we call it when appointed local government managers literall control the city, censor information directed to the City Council, humiliate the newly elected mayor on the evening television news, appoint each other to high positions, award contracts to associates and accept part-time employment with the contractor?  And how about when they waive costly development fees for friends and relatives, and then politely deny everything with a blatant lie and a sweet smile, beneath a facade of honor, integrity, and religious piety?

We call it grass roots
politics in America!

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